JAKE ELECTION CAMPAINE
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A Message from Prime Minsiter canddiate Jake
Basically I am runnin' for prime minister cause i bet i could make a meaner damson jam than Boris and Jeremy also.
If you ask me they both like to suck BALLS and also cock because their so bad at politics.
If i was prime minister i would bild more schools and also hospitals in case people get poorly.
i'll also send people i dont like to DA GALLOWS!!! THAT INCLUDES HOMOSEXALS
and also i will sell the nhs cause i bet its worth loads of money wiv all that stuff in the hospitals
I Am going to use the money that I Get From That and nationalise gaming
basically everyone in the cuntry can pay a taxes and get a game of their choosing out of:
1. Garfield Kart on the switch
2. Deal or no deal on the ds
3. Horid henry on the 3Ds
Basically every is gaming and its free gamin also.
Now I know climate chamge is massive right now Thats Why I'm Gonna Make Global Warmimg ILLEGAL!! YOU CANT DO its
if I catch you warming the global I Will send you too.....
I will also make imigrants ILLEGAL!! get out our countery stinky foren people or I will throw you in the
in the sea myself and make u swim home. Thats rite
Also I will make being fa██ot legal. im not gonn a stop u from havin the bumsex if you really wana.
even tho YOUR going to hel!!!
So yeh thats basically it. you can vote for the prime minister down THERE (underneath)